What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:08

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!